ndb

Now now exist so put this here:

#I am idiot newb and need help Google app engine ndb.
#using python.

#when I have:
class House(ndb.Model):
----doorColor = ndb.DoorColorPoopSmeerProperty(poop=True)

#and I make an instance:
myHouseBitch = House(doorColor=fuglyColorForDoor)

#I can see key:
key = myHouseBitch.put()

#BUT HOLD ON A GOLDDARN SECOND!
#I want this house to be a child of an instance of Block(ndb.Model):
----key = ndb.Key("Block", "instanceOfBlock", "House", "myHouseBitch")
#and I want to make lots of houses on this block and own them!
#and I want to do things with them, like count them or iterate through them! How DOES THIS SHIT WORK!?!?
Is the first key the key, but this also the key? WTF? What is a key?

Here is my favourite place to learn more about ndb APIs in Python:
http://is.gd/7PXuor

I broke a rule and this is a shitty joke of yours? Or did you make a mistake and actually have a website I could learn from?

>>3
1. posting on /prog/ is against the rules
2. all posts on /prog/ are shitty jokes

you figure out out

One day, Shadow the Hedgehog was sitting under a tree petting Donkey who was taking a nap. Then, he saw someone on the path. It was Shrek the Ogre. Shadow then saw that he was holding a bundle. Shadow softly said, "Shrek..." He stood up and watched him walk away. He then ran towards him and said to himself, "You can't leave this place!" He ran after him along the path. Shrek stopped and looked up at the sky. He then heard someone say, "Shrek!" He turned around and saw Shadow panting for breath. He said, "Shadow?" Shadow yelled out, "Idiot!" Shrek jumped. Shadow said, "What were you thinking about leaving?! You can't leave us!" His eyes began to fill with tears as he said, "Please Shrek, don't leave. I wouldn't know what to do without you. Shrek, I didn't mean to lie to you. I was only saying those things to protect Fiona and all of the others from dire peril." Shrek looked at Shadow with a sad look on his face as Shadow talked. Shadow continued, "You know I would never lie to you. You're one of my best friends ever since we first met. You can't stay angry at me. I don't want to lose you like I lost Maria." Shrek then began to smile. Tears ran down on Shadow's cheeks as he said, "I don't want to lose you because you're my friend. Because you're always by my side and because...because..."

Listen for once

Really,

Listen

As a gay man, I cannot stress this enough, stop representing us.

You really are the equivalent of a brain tumor.

What we're fighting for is a way to practice our own love for the same gender, or across gender, as straight human beings.

Human Beings.

We all are capable of love and compassion towards one another, and you should not persecute other people like homosexuals were once persecuted, that literally makes no sense, the argument is love is love.

And love is indeed love.

Just because someone is different, doesn't mean they're bad, that applies to all people.

Love is what binds us together, and it doesn't mater if you like women exclusively, if you fall in love with a woman, then love is love, and such feelings should be cherished, gender meaningless.

Why am I on 4chan? I don't understand, why am I on 4chan?
Is it something in the water?
Is it something in the air?
Is there a waffle in my hair?

This morning I woke up as a man,
full of jizz and hope,
now I feel like nothing,
but a cantaloupe.

You gusy are so rude.

[b][u][o]ONE WORD ANSWER: FIoC[/b][/u][/o]

hail satan

>>5
I want more of this.

>>10
I want more dubs.