Programmers of /prog/

I seriously start to wonder if there are any programmers on /prog/. Please reply if you are a programmer.


You are not a programmer:

If you are a script kiddie.
If you write like this: 1337 h@xx0R.
If you are a dumb.
If you are a coder.
If you use PHP.

You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about hacking because you cant actually do anything. I run a hacked network of computers that I programmed to click on googles ads in my secret website. I even write my own viruses to make people get hacked into my network. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me what people on my network are doing on their screens. I can even set it so that i can see the code of their computers. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real hackers hang out are either? if you name them, I just might tell them that marshviperX sent you.