Programmers of /prog/

I seriously start to wonder if there are any programmers on /prog/. Please reply if you are a programmer.


You are not a programmer:

If you are a script kiddie.
If you write like this: 1337 h@xx0R.
If you are a dumb.
If you are a coder.
If you use PHP.

I work for the NSA monitoring 4chan and the like.
Occasionally I write scraper and analysis programs to make my job easier.
Am I a programmer?