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Reading what seemed like legit criticism of Haskell, I can't but get the feeling that the person who wrote this is a Lisp troll. In all his points, I was like 'oh but lisp does this'. I searched the internet for this sort of post since it is obviously copypasta, and the only place I've found it at is a russian imageboard called 0chan.hk, which is surprising because the author of the post seems to have a good grasp of the English language. Nevermind, I found a link from /prog/ with the person (I think he's just one person, right?) who writes Symta (his language that I don't believe an implementation of exists) admitting to have posted said kopipe to 0chan.hk.
So, I'm too bored to search further about the origins of this kopipe and figure out the context in which this was written.