PHP beats C++ anytime

I was a PHP programmer, until I started working in a company where they used C++. I found out some fun facts about C++:

* C++ cannot have different types in one list easily.
* C++ is very inflexible in its syntax.
* C++ hampers the productivity.
* C++ template system is too complex for normal programmers.
* C++ allows multiple inheritance, while everybody knows inheritance is a dead end.

I began converting people now to use PHP. I experimented with rhapsody, which threats C++ as the low level language it is. Productivity went up in several sections of our team. Some people leave, because PHP is shit. But I feel they are not real programmers, because for a real programmer it doesn't matter what language they work in.

Now we work in PHP with Zend Framework, which is a very good combination.

Can you share you PHP success stories?

>>40

Lol you expect to have a normal and nice conversation here? You probably would love Nikita, which is quite a fan of your countries past.

>>38
Fuck you /prog/ shit.

>>42
Please post [b][u]MORE[u][/b]!!!

>>43
[b][u]MORE[u][/b]!!!

>>39
But do you have Mentifex and the world-renowned creator of the Symta programming language_s? I didn't think so!

did kodak get a new job? No this must be his inbreed little brother.

>>46
Homegirl, I upgraded my career.

>>47
It's been a long time. Have a hug.

>>47

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dubs

>>check 'em

* C++ template system is too complex for normal programmers.
It's too complex for normal PHP programmers.
It's about right for normal C++ programmers.

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sicp and common lisp shitting in the tree and kissing the 2shit

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>>40
Are you really Kodak?

>>55
As in KodakGalleryProgrammer? Yes, that would be me. Now run along and go scrub another toilet.

>>56
It's nice to talk to you again. /prog/ isn't in a very good state right now. I apologize, but we are doing the best we can.

>>56
you are not welcome here kodak. go play with your friends mentifex & tdavis.

>>58
Hey, I welcomed Kodak. Therefore he is welcome here. The same applies to mentifex and tdavis, although they may have moved onto larger audiences to advertise themselves to.

>>59
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THIS HTREAD IS FVOR SHaarINg  PHO PHP EXPERIENCES HOW DonT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? PHP UNDERSTAND IT DUMBFUCK?

From: mentifex@myuw.net
Subject: Mentifex AI needs porting to C.
Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
Date: Sat, 27 Jul 2013 08:56:04 -0700 (PDT)

Recently in 2013 the mentifex-class AI Minds
in Forth and in JavaScript have developed the
ability to think with automated reasoning by
http://code.google.com/p/mindforth/wiki/InFerence
or the creation of new knowledge from old knowledge.

pointless blathering

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1374833577/39
makes extraordinary claims about this newsgroup:

pointless quoting

Actually, Mentifex here has been proud to post
to comp.lang.c since the previous millennium,
but is ashamed of any involvement with /prog/
because of the extremely bad behavior there :-(

Goddamnit >>45-san, why did you have to fuck up my newsgroups?

>>61
Hehehe, this might be humorous. Let's hope he's persistent.

but is ashamed of any involvement with /prog/
because of the extremely bad behavior there :-(
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. You know you love us.

>>56
As in KodakGalleryProgrammer? Yes, that would be me.
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HE GOT A JOB AT KIKETUBE AFTER KODAK'S BANKRUPTCY

I FUCKING MISSED YOU MENTAL GOY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

but is ashamed of any involvement with /prog/ because of the extremely bad behavior there :-(
AHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK DID MENTISHIT REALLY SAY THAT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA