Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 2:45
1. We do not know the age of the universe. If our presence in the universe's timeline is randomly chosen, it's expected age during our time is infinitely large.
2. As the universe becomes older, the probability of a race of beings mastering technology and creating a virtual reality approaches one.
3. Because the expected age of the universe within our time is infinitely large, the probability that we are living within a virtual reality created by the race in claim 2 becomes close to 1.
4. By 3, for all concepts and subjects that we are able to perceive, the probability of it being a synthetic consequence from a computer simulation approaches one.
5. Results from computer simulations are relevant to programming.
6. By 4 and 5, all concepts and subjects are related to programming with probability approaching one.
7. By 6, the moderator is not justified in deleting any threads on /prog/ for the reason of them not being related to programming, as the probability of all things being virtual consequences of a synthetic reality approaches one.
8. By 7, meido, get out.
2. As the universe becomes older, the probability of a race of beings mastering technology and creating a virtual reality approaches one.
3. Because the expected age of the universe within our time is infinitely large, the probability that we are living within a virtual reality created by the race in claim 2 becomes close to 1.
4. By 3, for all concepts and subjects that we are able to perceive, the probability of it being a synthetic consequence from a computer simulation approaches one.
5. Results from computer simulations are relevant to programming.
6. By 4 and 5, all concepts and subjects are related to programming with probability approaching one.
7. By 6, the moderator is not justified in deleting any threads on /prog/ for the reason of them not being related to programming, as the probability of all things being virtual consequences of a synthetic reality approaches one.
8. By 7, meido, get out.