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Satori Rush

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 22:43

HARDEST TOUHOU BOSS EVER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZgmSLK9lg

EVER

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-21 22:52

Where the fuck did he get all those lives from? Isn't Satori's stage like the fourth on the game?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 0:51

touhou is my favourite anime

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 1:00

toho is my favorite anime

god bless america

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 1:24

Take your anime shit back to /jp/!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 1:45

This is my fault, guys. Someone was asking about hacking so I linked them here. I didn't realize the shitposting brigade would follow.

I don't like bullies either so please forgive me ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 1:52

>>5
/jp/ and /prog/ are practically the same board.

How about you take your circumcised ass back to /g/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 2:01

>>7
What is the difference between /jp/ and /a/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 3:03

>>7
No, they are not, dumbass weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 3:31

>>8
/jp/'s shitposting is closer to our brand (which is quite close to 2005 era /b/), while /a/'s is closer to the new age imagereddit shitposting common to the rest of the main imageboards.

What that basically means is that /a/ shitposts by having a deluge of completely worthless shit, but isn't interesting in the slightest, or simple garbage that gets repeated simply because it is annoying. Example: '>implying, image macros, and other shit that would have been funny in middle school. /prog/'s and, to a lesser much extent, /jp/'s, shitposting consist of having a few different shitpost methods with at least some thought put into their creation (for example, the `How are breasts attractive' thread, which is completely off topic and ridiculous, but is well written and somewhat interesting none-the-less). Ideas are formed on a questionable premise, then expanded upon until it reaches it's absurd logical conclusion. It may also take the form of making a huge deal over a minor detail, or assuming things that are false and writing a long critique based upon that, or making provably impossible demands. Contrary to Standard 4chan Shitpost Model (S4SM), where the intent is to annoy, the intent of our shitposting is to entertain, provoke discussion, or simply as an exercise in writing.

Since the fall of Usenet, w4c style shitposting is currently considered some of the best in the world. Even the great usenet trolls have migrated to /prog/ to bask in the glory of our shitposting. The UN is currently trying to classify /prog/ as a world heritage site, but their action may come too late. W4c shitposting is currently an endangered species, due to invasion by the imagereddits, a dwindling population caused by suicide and incarceration, and moderator action. Some have speculated that moot is trying to kill all forms of shitposting that do not conform to Project Canv.as. So far, the best defense available is to derail stupid imagereddit threads with kopipe and JEWS, as well as giving harmful advice to homework threads. It is considered rude to call a w4c style shitpost in conformance with board standards bad.

It is thought by leading scholars that the reason for the Shitposting Schism was the rapid growth of /b/ due to the media exposure of Chanology, when an influx of underage Digg users caused 4chan to explode. Others claim that the shift happened even before that, during the first influx newfags during 2006. This school of thought holds that the first influx gave rise to the loutish behavior of `raiding' and other bullshit, which was a direct cause of the second major wave. Once /b/ was populated almost completely with underage children, the shitposting culture changed to it's modern form, where it is a competition on who can be the most annoying. The cancerous population then colonized nearly every other board on 4chan that could possibly appeal to it's socially well-adjusted population. Mentifex, an expert in the field, built the Artificial Unintellegence ANDRU to model the thought process of the imageredditors. Despite a few setbacks, the project has largely been a major success.

Since world4ch was not linked to on most boards, and since the average imageredditor ignores anything that isn't a reaction image anyway, the area was left mostly unharmed by the change of shitposting. It remained much more subtle, and resembled machine generated spam less than the imageboard brand. Since /jp/ was at one point full of autistic sexually deviants (a natural pairing for /prog/riders) and were far more computer literate than boards such as /g/ or /b/, they were naturally drawn to programming; /prog/ and /lounge/ (which had a shitposting style slightly different than /prog/, until two retarded children took over the board) was an obvious destination. Since it still wasn't enough of a secret club, they moved off site to places like 4-ch for a few days before returning to /jp/ with a more cultured outlook on shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 3:38

>>10
I'm backing up this thread before it is deleted. Thanks for your contribution. It will always endure on our p2p storage.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 3:58

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 4:26

>>7
Look at me! I'm posting on a textboard while wearing my Katana and wielding my komoto, just like an authentic Nipponagi! Mushi mushi! I can't wait to move to glorious Japan! XD

Polite sage!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 4:30

dancing on; the corpses ashes..? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 6:18

>>10
nerd

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 10:44

>>13
by your logic hating jews means you must hate america and russia because they were the ones who made jews

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 10:49

>>8
What's the difference between /frog/ and /r/programming? They're both nerds who deal with computers and nerd shit amirite XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 10:51

>>1
Lost bonus at 53", lost game at 6:21.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 10:52

>>10
I read you. I post your post. I loved it five times. [b]PLEASE LOVE MORE![/n]

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 12:47

>>17
There's a programming request board now?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 15:36

>>20
Yes. You request upboats there. It's truly e/g/in for the /g/win.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 16:04

O-oniichan... please c-check them....

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 16:33

>>23
i'll get my dick out

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 17:50

/prog/ is one of the few slow boards left. this means people can afford to put thought into their posts, knowing their reply will come shortly after the last on they saw and will still be relevant. this is not the case on imagereddits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 18:28

>>1
Atheism plus
Shalom, kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 23:27

If a program has no state, it can only perform a single function?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 23:48

DA BEST GAIM DEEZIGN IS MY WHERE THE PROGRAM IS AT IN THE FLOW IS THE FUCKING STATE YOU MORAN >>26

CAUSE DEY B-LONG 2 A TOTAL PLAYA

DONT B PLAYA HATIN U

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-22 23:56

If a program has 99 functions and only one state, it can still only perform a single function! ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 0:14

If a state is (usually) a variable, is a variable a state?

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