Schemeing in Haskell

Well, I guess this settles it. Anything Scheme can do, Haskell can do better. I think it's time to stop using a weenie language like Scheme and start programming like real men.

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Write_Yourself_a_Scheme_in_48_Hours

Write Yourself a Scheme in 48 Hours

Most Haskell tutorials on the web seem to take a language-reference-manual approach to teaching. They show you the syntax of the language, a few language constructs, and then have you construct a few simple functions at the interactive prompt. The "hard stuff" of how to write a functioning, useful program is left to the end, or sometimes omitted entirely.

This tutorial takes a different tack. You'll start off with command-line arguments and parsing, and progress to writing a fully-functional Scheme interpreter that implements a good-sized subset of R5RS Scheme. Along the way, you'll learn Haskell's I/O, mutable state, dynamic typing, error handling, and parsing features. By the time you finish, you should be fairly fluent in both Haskell and Scheme.

There are two main audiences targeted by this tutorial:
People who already know Lisp or Scheme and want to learn Haskell
People who don't know any programming language, but have a strong quantitative background and are familiar with computers

>>49
99% sure they didn't catch them through technical means. probably just infiltrated the group as a sysadmin and added a little web bug to track them (because paedos are dumb). that's how I'd do it anyway.

>>46
first erase your browser cache and cookies and everything. if you're on linux, use "dd if=/dev/urandom of=/path/to/file bs=1M" to make a large file that takes up all the free space on the partition you have your browser data on. delete the file afterwards (obviously you fucking retard). also report the URL like a good citizen and stop clicking random ads like a spazing monkey.