Pretend to be PHP

If you want to sell Haskell, then just add a few PHP features, like for-loop with curly braces, and brand Haskell as a new PHP spin-off.

The reason why such audacious pretention would work is because people criticize language just because it isnt PHP, like the following guy
http://www.gamedev.net/topic/643565-why-all-the-hype-about-ruby-on-rails/
>I personally have nothing against the Ruby language, but relatively few companies exclusively use it, and as a result there is few Ruby developer jobs available.