[Corporate] New Policy [ENTERPRISE]

We are all to wear our hardhats and fire retardant clothing while programming. This is done to minimize the risk to our heads and to avoid catching (read: spreading) fire in the event of an accident. I expect that these practices will become industry standard within a few years. Has anyone else been subjected to such policies?

I get to wear a buttplug at work to prevent my privilege from reaching intolerance levels. Just one of the many upsides for working at a feminist charity.