PHP

Since most of the /g/tards are presumably gone by now. I want to hear your PHP conspiracy theories again, /prog/. _{^{They're a bit intriguing.}}

Calling me retarded is an affront to the mentally challenged. My worldview is warped beyond reason. I have no education nor have I ever had stable employment. I spend most my time shitting up an anonymous textboard and blaming others for my miserable failure of a life.  -- Nikita Sadkov, professional Antisemite