[Challenge] Rewrite ANDRU [trivial]

Help Mentifex solve the AI problem: rewrite ANDRU in your language of choice.

ANDRU is a chatbot, it should wait for the user to enter a string and reply with an English sentence. It doesn't need to make too much sense but should output grammatically valid sentences.

Your ANDRU should not need to be trained nor should he learn its vocabulary with user input (no Markov Chain).

You are allowed, on the other hand to scrape any data from Internet (website, forum, file, twitter, IRC ...). You may not use computer-generated data (don't pipe another chatbot).

Keep it short (10-20 LoC)

Bonus points for passing the Turing test with an average retard. Deadline: 24h.

>>56
It's a big webapp, I expected a small CGI script (10-20 LoC was the constraint). Nevermind.

There's many way to improve the fake intelligence. You could scrape a huge amount of posts and replies and link their words. E.g. If a post has the word `nigger' and replies have the word `faggot', you connect those words. Now if a ANDRU user say the word `nigger' you give him one of the `faggot' answer. It will look more or less connected, much like those Markov chain bots.