Daily programming thread

Seeing as how mods don't care about this board since most of the top posts are just porn spam, what are you working on, /prog/?

At the very moment I'm at work, doing Android code and shit. Kinda boring.

Otherwise I'm currently writing a C++ abstraction library for the PIC32 family of microprocessors, with the goal to make them easier than they are now (instead of writing hardware registers) and harder than babby mode Arduino. I plan on publishing it for everyone once I'm done, since PIC32s are cheap (~$10), a shitload of pins, 80mhz CPU...all around more powerful than Arduino.

rewriting c++ in python

rewriting Xorg in javascript

rewriting javascript in ASM

rewriting ruby scripts in python

rewriting python in Visual LISP++

I made an android app using Android Studio (better than Eclipse at least). Java made it an awful experience.

Project Euler

>>7
Java makes everything an awful experience.
Nothing reminds me more about it every time than when I see those javadoc framed web page shits, every time.

>>1
Do you use any particular PIC32 dev board or do you use a simulator of some sort.

>>10
I have a custom board... it was designed by the guy at the lab I'm working in (2nd job, not the Android job) but the code would function on any PIC32 with minimal modifications

I have a custom beard... it was designed by the guy at the salon I'm working in (2nd job, not the blowjobs job)

>>1
At work I'm doing some service optimization.

At home, I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.  When I press a special key it plays a little melody.

>>13
JA TVOJ SLUGA JA TVOJ RABOTNIK

>>1 Please post here when you release it.

>>14
top kek

>>1
rewriting my anus in my anus

Making a platformer game in Lua. Done with making the basic controlls and level design, right now I'm trying to figure out what would be the best way to controll the camera in the scene.

What does /prog/ think? Player in the center, camera following the player with a slight delay (most games), or only change the camera position when player collides with the edges of the screen? I might post the source code when I'm done.

only change the camera position when player collides with the edges of the screen

This sounds terrible.

>>19
What about this concept then?
http://sketchtoy.com/43644647

I'm writing a nigger simulator. It can steal using torrent, DoS random servers for no reason, randomly change it's memory to get `high', and it spreads like a virus.

Once this is complete, I'll begin work on the kike simulator. It will steal money out of bank accounts and send it to Al Qaeda, to keep the aid to Israel flowing.

>>18
Better idea: write a lewd loli\shota kidnapping game. /jp/ promised to do it, but those lazy fucks can't do anything right.

>>20
It seems more like the camera locks to some object of relevance when player is inside the circle, and behaves normally(following the player) when outside the circle.
It is horrible to run somewhere you can't see, unless that is the point of the game.

>>23
Well, the problem is that you controll the player trough these action buttons that pop up next to an object when you click/touch it. So maybe the player would be in the center while not doing anything, but when an object is selected, the camera pans itself onto the object?
http://sketchtoy.com/43650245

>>24
It sounds very interesting.

>>25
I'll take a swing at the camera thing right now
http://i.imgur.com/HBFN56N.png - a screenshot of the project

Note: Don't laugh at my inferior graphic skillz, I'm going to hire some graphic designer or just ask /gd/ to do some of the graphics.

>>26
It looks good.

>>26
Sorry, i laughed before reading your note.

>>15
will do under the hopes this thread still exists. I'll probably have a working alpha out by the end of this month on github, and end of September a beta out with support for things like ultrasonic sensors, phototransistors, servos, speed encoders, etc

>>28
Va te faire enculer espèce de connard

Rape planning app. You can catalog your rapes and share good places with other rapists. It will eventually have a radio peripheral to scan for police in your area. It has a quick share feature, that uploads videos to the cloud and doesn't save them to the device, to remove evidence.

It also has Facebook integration.

>>31
RAPE IS NOT FUNNY.

I am a normal girl.
I have a best friend who always do kindness to me.
We were in girls High school. [I'm a asian. So not good at English.]
She invited me her home. So I go to her house.
There was her young brother, and Alzheimered grandma in.
We eat and chat.....
When I got tired, she said "I think you should take a nap." I never distrust her.
So I take a nap in her parents room. [She take me there.]
I lie down, and she lie down next to me. [I don't know Why she lie down next to me in that moment.]
That was the disaster.
I close my eyes, but suddenly she forced deep kiss to me. I was so frightened. I kick and struggled, but she was stronger then me. She use her power to bind me. So I could'nt resistance.
She whisper me that I resistance to her, she will gonna kill me.[She try to Breake my neck that moment.] I was bowed down with fear.
AND SHE RAPE ME.


I can't explanation this very clearly.
She threat me a year, and still even now.
I have to graduat high school to go university.
But I am so scared, I can't tell my family.


I was tell my class teacher in charge.
But She said, THAT IS VERY NOLMAL ADOLESCENCE IN YOUR AGE, JUST TRY TO MAKE UP WITH HER.
So I just give up. She said me "Just try to tell others, nobody can't help you. No one believe you. You don't have any proof. And I'm very model student in school anyway."
she said to me "You keep continue to come school? Are you stupid[She always use badwords to me, so I will not write that on here]?"
And also said that "You are never be free. When you go to a university or society. I can find you whenever I want, So I will rape you again and again, just looking forward to seeing you."

Nikita Sadkov waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Jews in the Internet. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to /prog/ were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Nikita was a mudjaheedin for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the shitposts and he said to dad “I want to be on the shitposts daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY JEWS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the BBS station base of the world4ch he knew there were Jews.
“This is ANDRU” the radio crackered. “You must fight the jews!”
So Nikita gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the Jews
“I will shoot at him” said the JIDF and he fired the rocket missiles. Nikita plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the Jews” he shouted
The radio said “No, Nikita. You are the Jews”
And then Nikita was a kike

>>34
Funnier than the original

Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

HOW TO BE A WORTHLESS, VILE, AMERICAN YARD-APE!!!!
Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.
Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.
Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes.
And give REAL honest black people a bad name.
Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father.
Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture.
Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.
As a culture, make sure there are always more blacks in prison than in college at any given time.
Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass.
Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.
Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.
Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs. Okay, don't REALLY do this, but it IS what niggers do.
Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard.
Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies.
Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.
If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two 40oz, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to white people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably go after you for tresspassing on their turf).
Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin').
Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals in the jury.
Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your sorry ass stupid lives.
Be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over again. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account.
Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to neglect your kids.

 Then you too can be a true nigger, and anyone who finds any fault with anything you do is automatically a racist. They don't dislike what you do and wish you would do something better with your life, nor do they wish you would realize that other people exist and should be treated with respect. No, they're just racists who hate you because of the color of your skin, and everything bad in your life is their fault. You nigger.

Consider this: A pack of wild clients.
Savage, slavering middle-class clients nearing your web design business. Contacting you by email. Offering you out to lunch.
And you can't do shit since they're customers. The most socially competent, functional one grabs his daughter and introduces her to your graphic designers' cousin.
The primal clients finally destroy your workflow. They watch respectable movies and you are forced to be their guru on 90s' action movies and cheesy romance films.
Such is the downfall of freelance web development.

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!!
Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!!
ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

daily programming thread
Android code
talking about hardware
/prog/'s finished.