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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 21:52

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 19:08

>>37
LEL what a summerfag
lrn2code be4 posting here pls

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 19:29

>>41
>lel
go back to the imageboards nigger

>>40
who gives a shit about linux, i'm a programmer not a coder
i do programming (not coding)
i program (not code)
i am a programmer (not coder)

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 19:46

>>42
u mad?
stupid French faggot cant into english

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 20:02

>>43
stupid russian goy

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 20:08

>>40
Linux officially confirmed for being a script kiddies OS.

Real men use Windows 8.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 20:15

>>45
go back to /g/ kid before i make you

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 20:23

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 20:29

>>42
you do cocksucking (not programming)
you suck cock (not program)
you are a cocksucker (not programmer)

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 20:42

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 20:56

>>45
Linux is the mecca of Hackerdom.

Windows is the epitome of enterprise outsourced Indian-gineering.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 21:17

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 21:17

"in the web development world, it’s possible that the latest technologies and trends are being taught on blogs, rather than in the classroom. On a weekly basis, I receive emails from University students informing us that our “little ole’” blog has taught them more than their college professors. Considering the frequency at which these flattering emails occur, it does raise an interesting question: “Is University out-dated?”"

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 21:20

I think, web indeed manifests the idea that just getting a CS degree is (and should) NOT be a sure way to earn good bucks -- you've got to have the beautiful mind to come up with something creative (and useful), then the courage to take that something and transform it to something "real", then the perseverance to hold it out when time and people become trying, and most importantly the belief that what you're trying to do -- trying to bring to life -- is worth every bit of your time and effort and will not just succeed but will be a deeply snuggled emotion.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 21:22

Is University out-dated?

If it has deprecated itself, then rather by going by the motto "everyone's invited, everyone will graduate".

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 21:25

Without a degree nobody will even bother inviting you for an interview - they start being required even for menial jobs, because "fuckin everybody has one, except for serious retards".

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 21:42

>>55
A lot of webdev jobs require degrees today. Have to buy a Harvard diploma just to write PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 21:45

government is unable to educate students because government education is politically correct, while true education and the pursuit of truth and true moral character is politically incorrect. To put it differently, in the age of Obama the goal of education is to indoctrinate the public so that the public looks to government as the solution to all our problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 22:44

Did /g/ just come here?

What's with the "greentext", "implying" and "mfw" shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 23:30

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 23:40

>>59
I already appropriated the "autocatalytic graph" buzzword. It goes well with meta-circular interpreter and pandoric evaluator

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 23:41

>>60
And "turing gas" sounds cool too!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 23:54

>>58
>mfw implying greentext

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 2:43

>>60
pandoric grab, implement me pandoric grab in ruby

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 3:46

>>58
/prog/ has been infested with this shit for over two years, now. I know, it's awful.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 4:02

>>28
Has the rat genome been mapped yet? If you know the sequence, you could start with a fertilized egg in a womb-like environment, and simulate its development and life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 4:32

>>65
Womb would require already present simulation.

It is a chicken and egg problem.

moreover, unfolding the fucking cellular fractal requires complete down to atoms simulation with all physics correct, including gravity constant and numerous bacteria living in rat's body. Wont be possible in the foreseeable future.

we should consider monte-carlo simulation, where groups of relatively homogenous cells handled as a single solid body, which would still die if feed with poison.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 5:51

>>66
Meh. Apparently we can simulate an ant brain. We could probably simulate a rat sperm and egg floating in an infinite artificial womb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 6:48

>>24
but if a lab rat was simulated so thoroughly down to molecular level and there will not be any difference between a real rat and a simulated rat, simulated rat, being tortured, would suffer as well a real one. you can dismiss it though pretending that only those made of meat can experience real suffering, it may make your conscience silent

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 6:53

>>68
The solution is simple; for all the people who believe a simulated rat can't suffer, just upload their minds into a computer after they die. Then torture them for a few (simulated) thousands of years. And then very slowly degrade their neural connections until they are no more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 6:54

>>67
how about we simulate my dick in your anus, if you get my drift?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 8:24

>>69
you are a horrible person.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 8:36

>>66
nice operand size override prefix GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 2:45

| First off, I'd suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it.  Burn them, it's a great symbolic gesture.

Spoken like a true Sussman. :-)

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 6:11

>>73
NICE QUOTING STYLE, FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 6:12

>>69
Guantanamo year 3013

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 6:56

[quote]NICE QUOTING STYLE, FAGGOT[/quote]

fuck off, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 6:56

[QUOTE]NICE QUOTING STYLE, FAGGOT[/QUOTE]

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 15:33

<blockquote>NICE QUOTING STYLE, FAGGOT</blockquote>

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 15:34

'(NICE QUOTING STYLE, FAGGOT)

fuck off, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 15:34

`(NICE QUOTING STYLE ,FAGGOT)

fuck off, faggot

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