Programming Motivation

Hey /prog/

I haven't programmed much at all in a while, and I'm feeling down. I want to get back in the mood for programming.

Do you guys have any motivational videos/speeches/articles related to programming? I'd love some of that

>>17
Steps for early retirement

1. Acquire a botnet.
2. Write program described in >>17
3. Sell your ``services'' to a few companies.
4. Write a AI that solves human language and can pose as yourself. Have it act as your ``sales drone'', contacting companies, negotiating prices, and ultimately serving the companies with the traffic service. Automate deposits of funds.
5. Live off bank account the AI feeds for you..