Professional Programming

I've always been nervous to start programming due to the enterprise quality code standards, but now that I am doing it for a living, it's piss fucking easy. I mean I could never think of anything to make myself, but for some reason when I'm told what to create I play God and boom boom clash it's there. The only time consuming portion is making it 99.9% fault proof, because someone somewhere will be using some MS-Dos custom made text-based browser that will somehow crash the application

Also why are most Devs so fucking ugly and fat? I mean I do almost no exercise and I'm still fit, albeit only slightly bigger than based skeleton  but good god, all those boils all that fat. I feel like I'm in a zoo if I became a manager I'd be the zoo keeper I mean jesus fuck you over weight pieces of shit stop munching of those god damn doritos and for the love of fuck do some push ups or sit ups or something. Jesus fuck

mirrors were made for a reason