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Possible security issue with Emacs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 15:46

I am now trying to choose an editor for my software development and typesetting work. I have closely considered Emacs, which fits my needs in some respects. I do, however, feel that there is a big security issue with it for me and my brethren: Emacs was largely developed by Jews and for Jews. Considering how cunning the Jews are, I would not be surprised to find that they have hidden special bugs and booby traps inside emacs, in order to spy on and disrupt my work. Are my concerns justified?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 15:49

just kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 15:56

>>2
Shalom, Rabbi!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:09

Use Vim.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:12

>>3
Peace, stud!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:12

cat >

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:14

>>5
What?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:33

>>7
You are a 2x4 cut to 92 5/8" in length.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:39

>>7
Men are the root of all evil.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:41

Translator note: ``Shalom'' means peace in Hebrew.

Name: 2013-06-14 16:58

>>10
[sub] [1] Salami: seasoned sausage, originally from Italy, usually eaten cold in slices

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 17:06

>>11
check your doubles privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 17:33

>become jew
>have a barmitzvah
>problem fixed

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 17:41

A horse walks into a barmitzvah. The barmitzvahtender asks "why the long face"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 17:56

A horse walks into a bris. The mohel asks ``Why the long penis?''

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 18:26

Your mom walks the street next to a bar. Your father asked "how much?"

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 18:28

A jew walks into a horse.
The salami asks: "Why the long nose?"

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 18:33

A jew walks into a bar.
An unwashed patron says: "SHALOM, KIKE! SHALOM, KIKE! BIGGEST SHALOM TO THE BIGGEST KIKE ON /PROG/!" and blows himself up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 19:37

>>18
Truly a martyr, he will be remembered by Allah and his 9 wives.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 20:51

It's free software, so if you feel it might be malicious just read the source co...

goy
Oh, right, never mind, better stick with Visual Studio.

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