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How do chinese people type?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:13

They've got like fifty thousand letters in their alphabet, how do they fit all that in the keyboard?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:17

They have tiny keys and they push them with their penis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:23

>>3
哈哈

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:24

They don't. What would a chink have to say? They're basically monkeys crossed with bees (for the mindless collectivism).

Any Chinese text you see ``on-line'' is just Chinese government propaganda that the Chinese government paid enormous expense to produce.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:25

我有好快的劍

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:26

>>4
that's very offensive, my girlfriend is a monkey

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:27

They should bring some of those slants over here then, the US bees are dying.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:32

あいうえいおあいうえおあいえお Here comes another chinese earthquake

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:35

>>8
俺の肛門で射精しろ

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:39

>>4
Chinese characters are basically, in Orwellian terms, Newspeak. It is crafted so that the native will be unable to conceptualize any opposition to the party line, as well as be more open to contradictions[1]. Consider the comparison of the three languages: Chinese (completely hanzi), Japanese (partial kanji, but new concepts can be introduced as words with the syllabary), and Korean (sharply divided by traditional North and the reformed South). The Chinese speaking society is a closed, autocratic dictatorship, with widespread support, while the Japanese speaking society, with it's only partial usage of kanji, still contains traditional elements, but is a much freer society. The case of Korean speaking societies lends even more support: South Korea, which rarely uses hanzi, has experienced a cultural renascence since, while the North, which is a fanatical cult.

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[1]
- This is obvious when studying Eastern philosophy, which sounds profound and wise, but ultimately contains nothing. It teaches the student that when a contradiction is reached, the student's entire life must be devoted to meditating on the contradiction, rather than modifying the hypothesis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:41

>>10
but the north completely abolished hanzi until they had to start using it in educational literature

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 22:46

>>11
That's DPRK propaganda. Other reports state that the invention on the characters is attributed to Kim Jong-Sung.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 23:54

They draw them on paper, then send them to a specialized company that types them out. They then they send it to the Communist Party censors through the mail, who will post the message if it is appropriate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 2:02

>>1
You're wrong, they don't even have an alphabet, even though they've tried to get one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 5:10

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 5:15

>>15
You're a BOPOMOFO.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-06-14 5:57

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 6:27

>>17
What the fuck does that have to do with typing Chinese?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 6:34

Japs asked what their favorite country is and why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UipkzroSiE

Their answer: Korea, K-pop. Japan is dead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 6:46

Control-Meta-Alt-Super-Hyper-Compose-A-A-A-B-B

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 7:50

>>19
I enjoyed that, so thank you. But the sample size is too small to make any assumptions. "Full House," lol, that had me cracking.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-06-14 8:55

Chinese is the ultimate CISC.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

>>1
with chopsticks

xiè xiè

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite (3 programming girls, lel)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite (3 programming weeaboo girls, lel)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite (3 programming weeaboo girls, lel)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite (3 programming weeaboo girls, lel)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite (3 programming weeaboo girls, lel)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 13:41

Cudder is the ultimate transvestite.

Name: Captain obvious 2013-06-14 15:13

They type with their fingers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 15:15

>>24->>33
are you mad?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 16:35

>>34
You'd have to be mad to post here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:31

>>10
It's easy to create new concepts with chinese characters,  just string them together.  There's an advantage in doing it this way also as Hanzi have certain meanings or connotations, and phonetic characters do not. 
Anyone who knows Kanji, Hanzi, etc. can usually understand a new word easily, whereas when someone who can read katakana sees a new word they only know how to speak or read it, and have no idea what it means.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:33

>>36
so figure out what 咖啡 means without having seen it before

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:53

>>37
I'll admit that there are combinations which are difficult to guess from the characters alone, but that isn't one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:55

>>38
so how would you guess what it means from the characters alone

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 23:06

>>39

I don't remember if those characters are in Heisig's books or not, but I learned those characters as coffee and morphine respectively.  If I didn't already know the word, I would have a pretty good chance of guessing correctly.

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