Name: L. A. Calculus 2013-06-11 18:37
The New Testament occurred in a battlefield when I was eight years old. The art of message throwing had been mastered by many with the development of the Throwing Crap Procedure, so messages that were thrown would rarely land anywhere other than where the thrower desired. As the war raged on, [i][b][u]THERE EXISTED[u][b][i] cowards would sit in roofless huts all day, with a pen and large stack of paper, and throw anonymous messages into each other. Each person could identify the sender of each message with a bit of effort, by analysing their writing style. Sound familiar? Despite that, I saw all of these messages and I knew all of the senders and receivers intimately. This story takes place here, on the battlefield.
Paul said to Luke who said to Paul who said to Mark who said to John who said to Goliath who said to John who said to Usher who said to Usher who said to Usher (he had a habit of talking to himself) who said to Goliath who said to Paul who said to Luke, "Take thy class from out thy program, and take thy lambda and pop it in your code."
It was the war that was World of Warcraft and Peter was running late from class. He tripped and he fell, and he was murdered by a witch. God then took thy Jesus from out thy cave, and took thy bears from off thy Jesus.
"We just followed our boss's instructions," the slave complained, "and our programs are still filled with bugs! I guess we should construct more classes." Nearby, coffee beans erupted from out James Gosling's anus.
Jesus placed his hand on Peter's forehead and, with a great coughing fit, Peter was resuscitated. "I tell you," Jesus began, "they don't make wagon wheels like they used to. Go now and say it was The Snake of Programming who healed you, and you will know when he is around for poop will be flushed from out thy bowels, and thy bowels will be stored right in thy body."
Nick said to Luke what Nick said to Paul what Nick said to John what Nick said to Goliath who said to the world: "Classes are evil! We should kill all who use them!" At that moment, Goliath received a spear right through his stomach and the battle carried onward.
Jesus, witnessing the event, turned and moved back toward the cave. "I tell you," he said to me as I followed him, "let he who is without stones cast the first."
Jesus, after arriving at his cave, cast an image of the past in the air.
"Take thy class from out thy program," God said to Paul, "and take thy lambda and pop it in your code."
"Come on Peter," Sally said, "ditch class and play with me."
Then Nick ran away from Sally in fear.
Paul said to Luke who said to Paul who said to Mark who said to John who said to Goliath who said to John who said to Usher who said to Usher who said to Usher (he had a habit of talking to himself) who said to Goliath who said to Paul who said to Luke, "Take thy class from out thy program, and take thy lambda and pop it in your code."
It was the war that was World of Warcraft and Peter was running late from class. He tripped and he fell, and he was murdered by a witch. God then took thy Jesus from out thy cave, and took thy bears from off thy Jesus.
"We just followed our boss's instructions," the slave complained, "and our programs are still filled with bugs! I guess we should construct more classes." Nearby, coffee beans erupted from out James Gosling's anus.
Jesus placed his hand on Peter's forehead and, with a great coughing fit, Peter was resuscitated. "I tell you," Jesus began, "they don't make wagon wheels like they used to. Go now and say it was The Snake of Programming who healed you, and you will know when he is around for poop will be flushed from out thy bowels, and thy bowels will be stored right in thy body."
Nick said to Luke what Nick said to Paul what Nick said to John what Nick said to Goliath who said to the world: "Classes are evil! We should kill all who use them!" At that moment, Goliath received a spear right through his stomach and the battle carried onward.
Jesus, witnessing the event, turned and moved back toward the cave. "I tell you," he said to me as I followed him, "let he who is without stones cast the first."
Jesus, after arriving at his cave, cast an image of the past in the air.
"Take thy class from out thy program," God said to Paul, "and take thy lambda and pop it in your code."
"Come on Peter," Sally said, "ditch class and play with me."
Then Nick ran away from Sally in fear.