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[$$$]CloudSort Service[Business Ideas]

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-03 17:13

In the modern world of ENTERPRISE SCALECapableTM TURN Business Solutions, the modern developer is an artist, who produces beautiful TURN apps, not a mere person of craft. As such, the modern developer make extensive use of ENTERPRISE Architectures and Platforms to simplify Outsourcing of legacy code that would be too tedious in ENTERPRISE Methodologies.


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Introducing CloudSortTM, a CloudEnabled Platform to CloudSortTM data.

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By using a CloudSimple APIs (Application Programming Interfaces), apps can send their Data into the Cloud to be Sorted(R).

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The CloudSortTM Systems supports data in many open formats:
    -Arrays
    -Linked Lists
    -Double Linked Lists
    -Binary Trees
    -MySQL
    -JSON

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Monetization will be based on the sorting algorithm to which the customer is subscribed. For instance, the BubbleSort can be provided for free to the OpenSource(C) 2013 CloudSortTM Systems and Associates, All rights reseved. Community, while QuickSortTM is offered to ENTERPRISE Customers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 5:09

Sunny Days Enterprises Inc. is proud to present CloudSort ``CloudSort Service'' Service, an ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION which sorts all [b][i]CloudSort Service[/i][/b] implementations found on the Cloud.

Different subscripton plans will be available to the general public and ENTERPRISE CUSTOMERS which will differ on the key used to sort the CloudSort Services. For instance, the less expensive plan would only allow sorting by HTML's <title> length whereas professional plans would also allow sorting by number of <input> found on main page.

The service is expected to be launched on April 31st, 2019 to the general public, however private donors who give at least 20000000£ will be given PREMIUM VIP ACCESS two minutes earlier.

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