List the programming languages you know...

in the order you studied them and rate your experience with it.

C - too much focus on the language itself rather than the goal
Java - never again
C++ - it's like C and Java had sex together and Java commited abortion
Ruby - it was pretty much enjoyable despite the limited time I spent on it
Python - too easy, too slow
Scheme - too complicated for my shallow mind but I like it

C - nice for writing a little high-performance lib, but never a full-fledged app.
C++ - a terrible, archaic, dangerous mess.
Java - excellent, simple and beautiful OOP.
Ruby - nice simple little language for minor scripting
Python - a shitty, inconsistent, ugly cousin of Ruby
Haskell - you spend more type conjuring type-foo and fucking with monad transformers than actually coding
Common Lisp - a very unique, dynamic language with the most powerful OOP system ever
Scheme - a simplified, shitty version of Common Lithp
ATS - tried to learn it but was buried under heaps of hard-to-understand foo
Ada - what C++ should've been; a nice imperative OOP generic concurrent language, albeit with a very verbose syntax
Clojure - if you want to Lithp AND devour loads of memory while using shitty Javalibs, it's for you
Scala - people wanted to do type systems research and didn't find a better place to tack it on than JVM; the result is a sad shitpile of unreadable and unwritable boilerplate