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Hitlers Programming Language?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 17:34

Which Programming Language would Hilter have used?

Certainly not Lisp cause that's made by jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 17:38

It is an enigma.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 17:40

>>2
That didn't really work, but good effort anyway!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 18:04

>>1
Hitler took Jews gold, he may have taken Lisp too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 18:07

Probably nothing, as the whole computer science field is a breeding field for kikes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 18:19

>>1
Lisp, because Lisp's syntax is uniform to the level of being fascist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 18:27

Not Javashit, because it was made by a Jew to keep down the goyim and let them think they're in control of the ``web'', when they're actually being brainwashed into believing they owe everything to the Jews. This also gives the upper Jews the shekels.

Maybe C.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-27 18:54

Hitler would have used LISP because of its syntactical purity. He just would have told everyone that it was made by someone else. The real question is: Who would he have chosen?

Fortunately, he didn't do any of that, otherwise LISP would have an even worse social stigma. In a way, his fanatic efforts to promote German roots have resulted in the opposite because now anybody who is interested in old Germanic culture is suspected to be a nazi. Luckily, I'm a technophiliac.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 8:04

Heilskell Haskell.  But he would probably have got it renamed to Hitlerprogrammerungsprache or something.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 11:18

>>9
Reichsprogrammiersprache.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 11:24

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 11:29

>>11
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 12:20

lisp is not "made by jews", the clisp implementation is but that's only an implementation not the language itself

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 14:51

EPIC     EGGWING

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-28 19:06

Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 0:51

Python, there is one and only right way to heil Hitler do something in Python.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 3:26

>>13
Even if jews have discovered lisp, what of it?  Is a law of nature tainted forever if some smelly jew happens to stumble upon it before you white aryans?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 5:58

Realistically, that would be Plankalkül.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 6:34

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 6:57

>>17
yes?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 21:36

>>7
I think Hitler would use C too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-29 23:57

>>7,21
DAT NAZI FAGGOT'S TOO RETOIDED TO REED DA FUCKIN STANDARD. HE WUDN'T LEARN ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ANYWAY, HE'D JUST GO AROUND KISSING MY STANDARD-DEFACING ASS ALL DAY.

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