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First functional language

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 13:29

Haskell sounds like a waste of time
Ocaml/Erlang both have shitty syntax
Clojure/Scala are JVM cancer

So... Scheme?

Name: First object oriented language 2013-05-22 14:27

Squeak sounds like a waste of time
C++/Python both have shitty syntax
Java/Groovy are JVM cancer

So... Ruby?

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