Why id Java the best language around?

I can't quite explain why it is, but it just is. I dare you to refute this claim.

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I agree, 13-sama. Most of the arguments seemed trite, nitpicky or otherwise solved with use of an IDE (though I guess EXPERT programmers have to use vi/cat for everything).

After slogging through so much university-course C, java is just so much less a pain to work with.

It's basically the current pinnacle of programming practice.