Jew swindles the insurance company

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against .... get this .... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued ... and won!! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested... on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one year terms.

A Damascus, Syria man, having purchase a case of rare, very powerful explosive, insured them against... get this .... fire. Within a month, having used his load of explosives in the name of Allah, and having yet to cook his kebabs, the man filed a claim against the Jews. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost his wife in "a series of skirmishes of martyrdom". The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man made his wife blow herself up in front of an ass-salami store. The man sued... and won!! In delivering his ruling, the judge would insure the wife against salamis, without defining what it considered to be "the religion of the Arab world". it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man 15,000 riyals for the rare C-4 he lost "boycotting Israel". After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested... on 24 counts of terrorism! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally blowing up his sandniggerette and sentenced to 24 Torah readings.

sentenced to 24 Torah readings.
That's just insane!