Coding for rest

Hi, 4chan. Everyday I go to work and write classes in a language having its library bugged to "x", so I go home squeezed like a lemon, angry as fuck and want to code humanly, freely, from the heart. Here is what I've written already: http://pastebin.com/g2Njk2fa and http://pastebin.com/ErFjMwPA. What do you think (besides that I'm furfag and deranged)?

I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.

That was like 6 years ago and since then I've fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.