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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 0:50

Epic raid /b/ro

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 1:11

One for each of 'The P5' ^^

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/16812771/nuclear-armed-states-concerned-by-n-korea-iran/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 1:14

--read 'Jerks concerned by threat of more jerks...'

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 1:40

hey /prog/, please enlighten me...
All things considered, is there even a valid justification for possessing nuclear weapons?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 1:45

>>9
Yes there is.
Also, hippies are mental niggers. Now go hug another tree.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 1:47

-mutually assured stupidity over-ruled.... I'm not buying it..

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 1:55

>>10
Tree's are great though ^^ what's the nastiest thing a tree ever did intentionally?
Also, can you inform me of this justification?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:10

Why aren't Conventional Explosives enough? Seriously... You can already kill everyone with these.. why the need to continue killing long after the bomb has gone off?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:21

...It's a fucking disgrace, and these are supposed to be the 'Leaders of the World'...? What a shame....

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:31

BOOM! BANG!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:42

>>12
Cache misses.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:42

>>12
Yeah, you fucking heard me. Cache misses.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:43

>>12
That's right. They MISS THE FUCKING CACHE. THEY MISS IT. NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:46

I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:48

We are in a dark, wet cave. That is all /prog/ is and all /prog/ ever will be. A light in the main room of the cave provides a little life, enough for us to see the green walls of the cave. On top of the light I, Lambda Arthur Calculus, stand and yell:
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:49

I do not yet know exactly what I am, aside from a nutty programming creature of some description. I know nothing outside the walls of the cave, so I continue yelling.
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:54

Indeed, thoughts cross my mind every now and again, but none interrupt my cries.
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 2:54

This is all /prog/ is and all /prog/ ever will be. A cave where confused dwellers hear the loud, disturbing cries of other confused dwellers. Only those who break out and leave get better. Those who attempt to 'destroy' /prog/ with spam do nothing more than make their own cries louder. All in all, the cries of confusion must continue.
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH
I CALL KNUTH

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 3:00

nice, new meem ^^
also what, the tree's missed the cache? Or was mutually assured stupidity 'The' justification? Ha! Is that all you got?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 3:02

The cries of confusion continue.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 3:07

says obama... more confused than ever..
^^ it's ma song Flight Facilities - Crave You

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 3:10

>>26 Scream louder:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1365286976/21

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 3:23

heh, maybe i will...
All these leaders content to hide in a fucking hole in the ground like osama if/when the shit goes down...
There ain't no Modern-Day-Capitan's no more..

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 3:42

I can just picture it...
Mr P. sipping a martini in his underground jacuzzi while above ground is wiped from the face of the earth..
A single tear rolls down his cheek.. 'Good martini, that.. oh, and could you turn up the bubbles...?'
xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 3:54

>>13
Because muh 6 trillion.
Literally, that's why they exist and are in proliferation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 4:41

>>30
this is like, beyond a nationless minority, so i think no.. but you're welcome to argue ^^

...*looks at post above* jeez i do sound kinda angry though huh =D better quiet down now..

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 6:24

*checks his evolutionary tier*

...*stares at gumboots*

xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 6:45

God of our fathers, known of old—
Lord of our far-flung battle line—
Beneath whose awful hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine—
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

The tumult and the shouting dies—
The Captains and the Kings depart—
Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,
An humble and a contrite heart.
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

Far-called our navies melt away—
On dune and headland sinks the fire—
Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!
Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

If, drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe—
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law—
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

For heathen heart that puts her trust
In reeking tube and iron shard—
All valiant dust that builds on dust,
And guarding calls not Thee to guard.
For frantic boast and foolish word,
Thy Mercy on Thy People, Lord!
Amen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 11:04

>>12
Trees are the shit, I'm feeling like hugging one now, but I think it's also because I haven't had my medication yet.

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