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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:14

So, I have this super dry white stuff that seems ATTACHED to the inside of my foreskin and the head of my penis. Any idea what it is/how to remove it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:26

Okay, so I've tried baby oil twice, soaking for 10 minutes in warm water with baking soda, as well as various kinds of soaps. None of that seems to have any effect.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:28

You have to go back to /b/ and it'll be fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:28

Oh yeah, and I've also tried clotrimazole under the assumption that it was some kind of bacterial infection. Didn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:29

>>3
Suck my 'smegma'-covered dick.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:42

if it doesn't wash off with soap it's supposed to be there, don't worry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:50

>>6
I find it rather unappealing. The weird thing is that I have some on my foreskin as well as the glans thingy, and neither are really covered symmetrically or anything. It looks a lot like smegma and nothing like either of these:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce%27s_spots
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_papillaris_genitalis

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 0:54

please post pictures so that we can understand it better

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 1:07

>>8
Nah, you snarky rascals will just scamper off giggling at the idea that you got someone to post pictures of their willy. I know what you critters do.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 1:13

Sounds like you have a case of SMEGMORTAR. The only effective treatment is to have your penis demolished by a professional. Check your local telephone directory for listings of demolition companies

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 1:18

>>10
Nope. Next.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 1:43

>>10
I want to be a penis demolition professional...

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 4:10

>>12
that feel when you never be a penis demolition professional...

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 4:14

SMEGA SMEGA SMEGA SMOOO

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 6:47

GEET ON

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 6:54

GEET ON

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 13:34

Simple, just get circumcised.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 14:06

>>17
Genital mutilation isn't my thing. Next.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 14:07

>>17
Genital mutilation isn't my thing. Next.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 14:07

>>17
Genital mutilation isn't my thing. Next.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 14:07

LOL DATS FUNNY. WHEN I PRESS BACK IT POSTS AGAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 14:07

LOL DATS FUNNY. WHEN I PRESS BACK IT POSTS AGAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 15:20

LOL DATS FUNNY. WHEN I PRESS BACK IT POSTS AGAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 16:33

POOP

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 17:33

>>20
You ask for solutions yet casually brush off all the extremely helpful advice in this thread. I've heard that Vick's Vapor Rub is good at removing calcification, which is what sounds like has happened to your DICK

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 17:48

>>25
Now here's a good idea. I'll give this a shot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 18:44



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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 18:49



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 Mail me at jeremiahgoldstein@hotmail.com

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 18:54

>>25
Ooh, this has a little bit of a sting to it, doesn't it? Quite nice!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 19:07

In any case, it doesn't seem to have much of an effect. /=

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 19:26

Not programming.
Unless you're willing to plug an arduino and some sensors in your body...

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 2:50

>>31
Why don't you go and bitch in all the "jews are evil" threads that occupy about half of this board?

*awaits more useful suggestions*

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 2:51

>>32
Because Shalom, that's why.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 4:09

>>33
Shove it up your ass. Next suggestion, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 4:41

It's like it's MASHED into the skin or something.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 7:15

CMON, HONKEY DA FUCKIN DONKEY CAN'T WAIT FOREVER Y'KNOW

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 9:47

I'M GROWING IMPATIENT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 11:30

>>37
Follow this link to relieve yourself. It cannot be fixed when you stay in /prog/. http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 12:18

>>38
I followed you're link and saw lots of 3D that was PD even by 3D standards and colorful IDs. Now I'm not only still impatient, but impatient, uncomfortable and slightly nauseous. And I have you and your stupid links to thank for that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 12:41

You might have Fordyce spots.
THey will never go away
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