Why don't schools teach programming?

When I was a bairn, I learned BBC BASIC.

Now schools teach email and PowerPoint. What the fuck.

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WHERE DA FUCK DOES DAT SAY "C IS A POWERFUL SYSTEM PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE"? IT DON'T. IT COMES UP WITH DIS STUPID "C/C++" LANGUAGE DAT DONT FUCKIN EXIST. THINK OF DA FUCKIN STUDENTS.
STUDENT: HI, I WANNA LEARN C?
SOME FAGGOT: OH, U WANNA LEARN C/C++ HUH? DATS NICE.
STUDENT: OH TANK U VERY MUCH.
SOME FAGGOT: DIS IS HOW WE USE DA class KEYWORD: ...
STUDENT: WAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH

ITS FUCKIN SICK I TELL U. DIS SHIT'S PROBABLY RUN BY A BUNCH OF FUCKIN INDIANS WHO RED YASHWENT KANETKARS LET US C SHIT. THEY'LL BE getch()IN AND kbhit()IN AND gotxy()IN and void main()IN and #include <conio.h>IN ALL DAY LONG LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING JACKASSES.