Learning C: Indian to Indian

I want to learn C from a fellow Indian.

EXIST ME A KURWA BOUNCING ON THE FLOOR

GIVE ME A Willy POORRR

THATS NOT WHAT ITS FORRRR


AND GET ME A DONKEY

FEED IT LOTS OF SNACKS

GET A FAT OLD WOMAN'

AND KICK HER IN THE KNACKS

THEN EXIST ME A BURGER

EAT IT UP REAL GOOD

POKE IT IN THE ANUS

THEN CUM N vISIT MAH HOOD















EXIST ME A DONKEY

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INDIA INDIA INDY INDY INDIA!



ANSWER ME THIS: WHAT MADE URIEL WANNA KILL HIMSELF? HUH?