GoDaddy

I need to vent, so I'm developing for some people who use them as their primary hosting. Okay fair enough I've never used them before. So here I am developing in godless PHP and everything works fucking fantastic, it looks great, it runs great. So there I go to upload some prototype AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. Queries are failing that work when ran locally. Page load times are suddenly atrocious even though my fucking laptop from 2005 had no problem doing all the server side shit and rendering locally. RANDOM FUCKING CAPITALIZATION LEADING TO 404's

<form method="POST"
 action="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($_SERVER["PHP_SELF"]);?>"> THIS SHOULD NOT CAUSE A FUCKING 404 ERROR YOU PIECE OF SHIT HOSTING SITE also Header('Location logout.php') SHOULD NOT RESULT IN  Logout.php. I mean jesus fucking christ these fucking resource hogs and those fucking white space errors if you don't have session_start at the very very top.

Are there any other piece of shit hosts I should avoid from now on?

lel upset you don't know how to do basic PHP