Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 13:32
Why are people so fucking stupid? Why is tech support so incompetent that they have to bother me about trivial shit?
"in the last three hours, the program used five hours of cpu time OMFG"
You have more than one processor, dipshit.
"customer says the program crashed"
Even tech support is just going to leave it at that? What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Haven't you worked at help desk long enough to know that's useless? And you elevated it to critical?
"customer wants their program to have a theme-able config GUI"
That's a fucking feature request, not a bug. Tell them to get a change order on the contract before we can do anything. Why are you bothering me about this? Aren't you supposed to filter me from all the mundane, irrelevant garbage?
"in the last three hours, the program used five hours of cpu time OMFG"
You have more than one processor, dipshit.
"customer says the program crashed"
Even tech support is just going to leave it at that? What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Haven't you worked at help desk long enough to know that's useless? And you elevated it to critical?
"customer wants their program to have a theme-able config GUI"
That's a fucking feature request, not a bug. Tell them to get a change order on the contract before we can do anything. Why are you bothering me about this? Aren't you supposed to filter me from all the mundane, irrelevant garbage?