Java

Hi guys!
There were probably lot of threads on it, but i'd like to ask you about good java video or text tutorials. I already made buckys(thenewboston) tutorials, but i think i still can't code by myself. What to learn next? Sorry for my bad English.

was java invented by jews?

>>2
You Javelly?

That's a joke we have here at Oracle, it's Enterprise quality though, so you wouldn't understand it.

>>3
;_;

>>3
Oh, it's a play on ``You jelly?'' isn't it?
As in ``You are rather jealous''.
Good on you for adding lambdas, but ya know it's still an average language with a decidedly average paradigm and culture ;3

>>5
What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of my massive paycheck arriving in the mailbox. XD
Now if you'll excuse me there's a top model waiting for my dongle in the jacuzzi.
Enjoy your lambada, poorfag.

>>1
I can tell you, that Java is better than PHP or JavaScript, just because Java has good scoping. On the other hand, Java has no tail call optimization or goto, meaning you cant easily implement continuations.