Bitcoin to hit $1 billion/BTC by August

The economists have spoken. There is no more refuting it. Soon Europe will switch to bitcoin completely after the Euro hits hyperinflation and the US has announced that they will soon accept payment of taxes in BTC. Russia has nothing that anyone wants to buy, so they are irrelevant, but Japan has promised to start selling Touhou sex dolls and hentai in BTC as well. According to OPEC, all oil trades will be switching to BTC as well.

Why haven't you taken out a mortgage and spent your life savings on bitcoin yet?

Nuclear cold fusion technology will allow the synthesis of precious metals like gold or silver, making them as worthless fiat money. The Euro is about to collapse and the Dollar is about to die as well, because of peak oil and global warming. China is run by chinks, and they've been devaluing their Yuan by printing like they think their the Fed. They only thing that can't be reproduced is bitcoin.

We will soon enter a worldwide superdepression, and only those who were early adopters of bitcoin will be rich enough to feed themselves. Why haven't you bought thousands of bitcoin yet?