Bitcoin to hit $1 billion/BTC by August

The economists have spoken. There is no more refuting it. Soon Europe will switch to bitcoin completely after the Euro hits hyperinflation and the US has announced that they will soon accept payment of taxes in BTC. Russia has nothing that anyone wants to buy, so they are irrelevant, but Japan has promised to start selling Touhou sex dolls and hentai in BTC as well. According to OPEC, all oil trades will be switching to BTC as well.

Why haven't you taken out a mortgage and spent your life savings on bitcoin yet?

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I can confirm, it is indeed the truth. The license and documentation for the BTC instruction set also costs only $1499 extra, and every GPU is encrypted so that you can't share your own unique key, but it's allright because it mines millions of times faster than anyone else can at the moment.