Bitcoin to reach $100000 USD by 2018

At that point, the market cap will be close to 1% of the world economy.

Bitcoin billionaires will then hire lobbyists to get the government to rewrite the laws to favor crypto-currencies.

If only you had managed to mine at least 10 coins back in the day when it was easy, you'd be one of many new millionaires to supplant the old Jewish-bankster class.

Consider this: A pack of wild Nikitas.
Savage, slavering Nikitas nearing your /prog/ board. Spamming irrelevant links. Calling you a Hymie.
And you can't do shit since they're russians. The Nikita leader grabs your favorite language and fucks it with his with his dirty macros.
The primal Nikitas finally dominate your .emacs. They paste antisemitic propaganda on vk.com and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of programmers.