I hate web development

HTML5, CSS3, Media Queries, Javascript, jQuery, backbone.js, underscore.js, Modernizr, bootstrap, RestFUL API, Django, Ruby On Rails, wordpress, ...

fuck you all, I will programm my shit in perl, fuck you

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