I hate web development

HTML5, CSS3, Media Queries, Javascript, jQuery, backbone.js, underscore.js, Modernizr, bootstrap, RestFUL API, Django, Ruby On Rails, wordpress, ...

fuck you all, I will programm my shit in perl, fuck you

>>15

With that you loose clients, this works better:

Just sell them the same crap again with a different template, charge them double, because they want it fast. Give them a support option, so they pay you the whole year too. Host it on your server, if they start to be unwilling to pay. You can black it out.

Tell them what they want. Don't ask them.

And everytime the asshole calls you it is an another quarter of an hour there, at least. Calling is money. If you watch porn during work time, it is because you need to relieve stress. No reason to stop the time.