PHP WTFs

http://php.net/manual/en/function.shuffle.php
This function shuffles (randomizes the order of the elements in) an array.
Returns TRUE on success or FALSE on failure.

How can a shuffle fail?

>>19
http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/zx137/coffeescript_devs_dont_understand_lexical_scope/
Jesus F. Christ! CoffeeScript introduces more problems, than it solves.

While JavaScript already has more than one way to do it:
if (C) {T} else {E}
C ? T : E
(C && T) || (!C && E)

CoffeeScript bloats it even more:
T if C
if C then T else E

if C
  T
else
  E

and of course you can do arithmetics in strings, just generate more confusion:
Shit + Crap # does this code works with numbers or strings?

Finally, CoffeeScript has this faggy hipster forced indentation of code.