/prog/ - how do I get smarter?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 23:17

does /prog/ ever have learners' block? I feel difficulty in grasping ``advanced'' concepts recently, like derivatives (dx), fractals, and some of the more advanced concepts in Haskell.

what do, /program/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-19 23:20

read it
ponder it
ponder it
sleep
eat
get royally malloc'd
return to material with deeper understanding

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 13:34

>>2
how do i get royally malloc'd? help pls

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 19:34

>>3
I too am curious what this royal mallocation is about.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 19:44

How the hell have you not grasped derivatives yet if you're getting into “advanced” concepts of Haskeλλ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:06

Wait until you get to the part of drunken Markov generators.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:07

>>5
He said ``advanced" concepts, not “advanced” concepts. What are you typing on, Microsoft Word?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:08

>>7
No, I'm using my modifier keys.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:14

the derivative of a function is just the slope of its graph

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:46

>>11
nice dubs, bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-20 20:47

>>10
Thanks

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 10:56

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 10:57

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 10:57

>>13
SU/G/OI GRO

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 11:13

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 11:33

>>15
that's the spirit
always tanainsins

Name: The Uberman Secret 2013-03-22 3:53

The Uberman Secret : http://www.theubermansecret.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 8:08

become a jew

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 8:24

derivatives are easy
fractals, do you really need them?

haskell is not needed at all. forget it. leave it to the dogs

Name: Super Mind Music 2013-03-28 0:40

Go to listen to music from The Super Mind Music Library and brainwave entrainment : http://www.mindpowermp3.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-28 3:52

1) Go to khanacademy.org
2) learn at your own pace
3) Participate in project euler or read textbooks (ie e-books)

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-28 5:03

How do I check dubs?

Name: nikita sadkov !/84.nIkITA 2013-03-28 5:13

>>22
By killing all the _dubbed kikes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-28 5:18

check out [b]THESE[/b] dubs

Name: Quantum Mind Library 2013-03-30 12:52

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-30 21:27

>>22
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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-30 22:37

Derivatives are advanced?

Name: Subliminal Power 2 2013-04-02 4:16

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 4:21

Can I learn to code while masturbating?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 4:23

>>29
Typing one handed would make it more difficult, but it all comes down to whether or not you have the coordination to masturbate while still getting code done.

Name: Roadmap to Genius 2013-04-02 5:08

How a New Discovery Made A Stupid Man a Genius : http://www.roadmaptogenius.com

Name: s Lagoon 2013-04-08 5:45

SHERMAN'S LAGOON

Hawthorne : "DONE WITH THE SUDOKU. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?"

Ernest : "HERE TRY THIS RUBIK'S CUBE."

Fillmore : "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?"

Ernest : "AN EXPERIMENT ON ANIMAL INTELLIGENCE.

HERMIT CRABS APPARENTLY ARE EASILY BORED. THAT'S CONSIDERED TO BE A SIGN OF SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE.

LET'S SEE HOW SHERMAN'S DOING."

Ernest meet Sherman with an painted stone in between

Ernest : "BORED YET?"

Sherman : "HECK NO."

Ernest touch the paint on the stone.

Ernest : "THE PAINT'S DRY."

Sherman : "PAINT IT AGAIN. THAT WAS FUN."

www.shermanslagoon.com

4-7 © 2013 Jim Toomey. Dist by King Features Syndicate

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 6:20

>>31
So he purposefully markets his bullshit to stupid and therefore gullible people? That's... that's genius!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 7:17

>>31
Shy away from social conversations because you don’t feel as smart as everyone else?
My mom usually avoids conversing with me, because she isn't interested in SICP or Lisp in general. And, being Christian, she doesn't approve my hatred toward Abrahamic religions. We have nothing to converse about.

Study every waking hour, depriving yourself of sleep, to learn as much as you can... yet you still struggle to pass tests at school or work?
No. I just studied SICP and now consider myself all-knowledgeable.

Are you tired of being called ‘slow, dumb, or stupid’ by your family and peers?
I don't have family or peers, and mom avoids talking to me.

Is your performance level suffering at work because you aren’t confident enough with your intelligence level to take on more projects, exposing how much information you don’t know?
I don't have any formal education and never attended school, so I don't know what is "performance level"

Have you struggled, all your life, to appear ‘smarter’ when everyone around you seems to be born with super brain capabilities?
I grew up and live in complete isolation, while Internet makes everyone look equally retarded. Although people like Mentifex and Terry Davis express some unique sort of retardness.

Do you feel that much of your life has been wasted studying and learning, while everyone else is having a good time, and you just fail anyway?
No. I wasted much of my life watching anime and fapping on Touhous.

Has being ‘stupid’ negatively affected your ability to date?
What is ‘stupid’?

Are you not reaching your financial goals because of your lack of intelligence?
I don't have any goals. I have zero salary and live with my mom.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 7:53

>>33
Is it wrong to teach people useful things for a price?

Name: Mr. Stupok 2013-04-08 8:53

]While other guys had nicknames like “Jock” or “Mr. Cool,” I was known as “Stupid.” In fact, some times I wondered if “Stupid” should have been my real name.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 8:59

>>35
Is it wrong to defraud goyim simpletons?
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 9:02

>>21, and:

Try to learn by infinitesimals.
http://www.math.wisc.edu/~keisler/calc.html

Stop by to give feedback!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 9:12

>>34
You kikes are the most vile of all parasites, defaming Nikita after having murdered him. You will be exterminated for your absence of shame and dignity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 9:19

>>39
All talk and no action. I'm very scared.

how do I get smarter?

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