Cudder is a Liar

Cudder, where is your C/C++/Delphi decompiler? A few years agou you promised to deliver the IDA killer, but still you're silent. Not even a tech demo.

Cudder probably decided that since everyone runs x86 and Windows, there is no need to decompile code and Cudder's boss at Intel forbade any machine translation tools, because can break the Intel jail, allowing easily porting to ARM, MIPS or Lisp Machine.

Cudder is a rampant shitposter while anonymous and only uses a trip when whatever she's posting sounds mildly intelligent.

>>3
Yep! Sometimes Cudder forgets to turn off trip and that is how we know.

``My Love Is A Male Daughter'' by Cudder

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10506589

I'd rather he stayed the fuck in /jp/ and the fuck out of /prog/, filthy kike tranny.

>>5
Cudder will hack your anus.

>>4
Proof or it didn't happen.

>>5,7
I am already fapping to pic 19 and 22:
ttp://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/jp/image/1361/82/1361820840213.jpg

cuddler

We didn't "promise". We "had plans in the future".

If you want a "demo", here is the one from the announcement:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1320948466
[You are cautioned not to place undue reliance on forward-looking statements, which speak only as of the original date of this post. Neither REchan IHG nor its subsidiaries is under any duty to update any of the information presented.]

>>1
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Intel, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret viral marketing operations, and I have over 300 confirmed shills. I am trained in guerilla marketing and I’m the top merchant in the entire Israeli population. You are nothing to me but just another client. I will wipe your wallet the fuck out with swill the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, goy. As we speak I am contacting my social network of datamines across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, gentile. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life savings. You’re fucking broke, goy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can nickel and dime you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Macbook Pro™. Not only am I extensively trained in audience targetting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PRISM infrastructure and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shekel coffers off the face of the continent, you little goy. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you g*ddamn goy. I will shit peer pressure all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking conned, goy.

>>12
-18650/10, please necrobump more

2013-03-19 12:31

>>14
wow I totally didn't notice what the date and time of the op posting was until I read your ironic angry sage posting that is quoting that very date and time that is present and screaming in my face from the distant past at the top of this very very ancient and forgotten thread. Thank you for placing information at the bottom of the thread that would otherwise only be accessible at the top. My probability of responding to this thread thinking that it was created quite recently has drastically been reduced and I must repay you with gratitude for this incredible service that you have so generously bestowed upon me.

This technology is too powerful to be released freely.

>>16
How much you asking for it?

2013-08-11 04:10

>>16
Is it because it can be used to decompile itself, thus defeating your affinity for closed-source shit forever?

DECOMPILE MY ANUS

>>22
Nice dubs bro

>>21
fuck off

>>17
Not for sale.

>>19
No, the issues are more political. Remember !w4lolitaKs? She specialised in high-level RE techniques and drove most of the design effort. It's much more than a decompiler, which is sort of why we want to currently keep it restricted. One example I can pick out is the analysis technology can essentially find all the buffer overflows, off-by-ones, input validation errors, and anything else "wrong" with the code (for certain definitions of "wrong"). There are limitations like requiring huge amounts of processing power and storage to do this (several hundred cores and close to a TB of RAM total in the current system), but it would be a huge security threat to release it at the moment.

>>23
See if you can find some embarrassing DoS in the Windows networking code to crash the machine. Well, you could do the same for Linux but they'd patch it within 24h. They're no fun.

>>23
Nice science fiction. You from /x/ or something?

>>25
Cudder is fravia++

>>23
One example I can pick out is the analysis technology can essentially find all the buffer overflows, off-by-ones, input validation errors, and anything else "wrong" with the code (for certain definitions of "wrong").
Release it and let Windows crash. (That was a double entendre.)

>>27
Every operating system in existence would also crash. Linux distros would probably have it all fixed in a few weeks, though.

>>28
Heh, might even find one or two holes in VMS.

>>28
Every operating system in existence would also crash.
Not Genera for Lisp Machine.
>>29
Cudder's Jew crap probably won't even run on a real computer.

>>30
get banned, goy.

>cudder
>not gay

>>23
Tools like that already exist in one form or another, but they have a price tag and they suck. It would be a hacker's delight, and most companies will be too cheap to go back and fix everything it finds, so you are right. But still. Maybe the average neet exploit finder living in a basement doesn't have a tool like this, but you can bet your ass that the professionals do. By keeping it secret, you enable the ones with more resources to find exploits in software written by developers that don't have as powerful tools. So you aren't preventing hacking by releasing it, but enabling those that already have the capacity to continue to have an edge over the maintainers.

1 tb
omg x86 so uptee mised wow murcocode pogrom var e fest so binsh marc sisk soopremasee

>>32,34
Back to /g/, ``please''!

>>35
I would, but animefags on /g/ are really butthurt of their daily programming threads being created without an anime pic. Moreover, these threads are created legally, with normal images. And this makes them more butthurt. So, i need you to keep creating normal daily programming threads, not gay animed ones. Ty /prog/

>>35
The only person who should backplate getgoes is cudder, so she can talk about how Tel Aviv is the computing capital of the world thanks to Intel with her fellow shanda la /g/oyim.

I don't care about an IDA killer. I'd like to have a good SoftICE replacement though.

>>26
But Cudder isn't dead, and was never as haughty.

>>33

OMG you are such a buthurt delicious little faggot, pumpkins x

>>39
Is that supposed to be ironic? I can't even tell anymore.