Take LSD

I tried LSD the other day for the first time.  What I expected to just be cool patterns and colors turned out to be much more.  I felt positively altruistic and motivated to help my community.  I even decided to use my computing skills to start a project to benefit the greater good; and am working on that right now.

I am still baffled that this, along with Cannabis, and DMT, are Schedule I drugs.  Is this not baffling to you?

What does /prog/ think?  Have you ever tried LSD?  Why is everyone not on it (I'm serious).

Tell me your thoughts, /prog/.

I tried ketamine in a high dosage. That was fun.

I saw God coming from the sky and he showed all people who prayed. Their prayers went right to heaven in golden streams of light.

He told me: Do you want that your prayers are heard like theirs? I told him: no, I am alone. He said I was evil and I he had to fight him. I did and won. Then some other motherfucker came along, he told me that I had to choose between good and evil. And I said: no, I won't choose. Then they made me think I had created the universe. I saw it happen. I could choose, it would be good or evil. I thought this is all unreal and destroyed it. In the real world almost fell of the balcony.

But when I destroyed the universe, I lost something. I lost my morality and part of my emotions. I can't choose between good/bad, good/evil, altruistic/egoistic, because I know they are tricking me. I have to play for myself. Not choose a side in any war. It is not my problem. I won't go to heaven or hell, because both are access denied for me.

I don't feel human. More like a robot. I can work for hours. My higher goal is to get as much money as I can get and to plant as many children as I can. And if I suffer I don't have the need to relieve it.

It was fun. It made me a better robot.