/prog/ - Opinions on a quick C tutorial

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-17 22:03

http://wololo.net/talk/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=6236

Shoot it up and I'll let the author know.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 4:01

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Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-07-02 5:28

>>76
I NEVER SAID I WROTE DA stdio.h FUNCTIONS.

>>79
I AIN'T EVEN GONNA GET STARTED ON DAT BULLSHIT. ZED SHAW'S JUST ANOTHER STUPID STACK BOY WHO AIN'T RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 5:33

>>93
LOOK AT DIS FUCKIN STACK BOY:
http://c.learncodethehardway.org/book/ex17.html
JUST REED DA FUCKING TITLE

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 5:58

>>93,94
Damn, /u/POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY, you make this feel just like the old Reddit ;) Keep it on, old boy!

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-07-02 6:00

>>95
OUTTA MY THRED YA RETOID

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 6:19

>>96
Haha, the sudden touch of IMPOLITE spices up your shtick delightfully, you're awesome!

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-07-02 8:00

>>97
U HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. LEEV ME ALONE.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 12:38

check'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 12:38

check'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 9:21

If you SIR are still waiting for me to fix a shitty tutorial I wrote like 4 years ago in a shitty site... well just sit and wait.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 9:31

>>99
>>100
checked

check out my /g/uotes

Name: m0skit0 2013-10-04 14:59

I just come back from time to time to check this shit. Wassup, no more comments, you tired sir Lambda Fucking Calculus? Come on dude, a guy like you with soooooo many medals cannot give up so easy. Bring it on, dude! I want some serious fight, the internets is getting so damn boring these days! Here is more stuff for you to get cocky: http://wololo.net/talk/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=10045 I'm sure you'll fucking love it. Hope to hear from you soon, bitch!

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-10-05 5:47

>>103
I'M WAITIN FOR U TO START ACTIN LIKE A FUCKIN JACKASS. GET TO IT, RETOID. I AIN'T GONNA GO LOOKING FOR UR SHIT. U BRING UR SHIT INTO MY THRED AND I MAKE U EAT IT. DAT'S DA WAY IT WORKS, AND DAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA KEEP WORKIN.

I THINK IT'S TIME U SHOVED AN ASSEMBLER UP UR ASS, STACK BOI.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-10-05 6:02

AHAHAHAHA. ONE FUCKIN GLIMPSE AT UR SHITTY TUTORIAL AND I CUDN'T FUCKIN RESIST.

HE CALLS DIS SHIT 'Advanced C (II)':

Ok so now that we know variables are stored into the stack
AHAHAHAHAA

WAT ABOUT 'VARIABLES' WITH STATIC STORAGE DURATION, YA FUCKIN RETOID? EVER THINK ABOUT DEM? LMFAO

WAT ABOUT DA 'VARIABLES' WITH AUTOMATIC STORAGE DURATION DAT GET OPTIMISED UP AND R STORED ONLY IN REGISTERS? HAHAHAHAHAHA

YAINT RED DA STANDARD, UR A FAILURE AT BEING A STACK BOI, AND WAT UR IDEA OF 'ADVANCED C PROGRAMMING' IS JUST POKING AROUND MEMORY LIKE A FUCKIN MONKEY.

SOME DAY I'LL SHOVE A STACK UP UR ASS AND ALLOCATE A LOCAL VARIABLE AS WIDE AS UR MUM'S PUSSY SO IT OVERFLOWS INTO UR FUCKING BRAIN, AND DEN I'LL memcpy DA FUCKIN STANDARD TO IT SO U BECOME A DECENT FUCKIN PROGRAMMER FOR ONCE.

C/C++ is just an annoying language to fight against for the simplest task...

AHAHAHHAA. DESPITE A COMPLETE LACK OF INSIGHT, U'VE STUMBLED UPON A PERFECT ILLUSTRATION FOR A DAY IN DA LIFE OF UR TYPICAL STACK BOI.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 6:59

>le pedophile standard
Real programmers don't need to be forced to work within a set of constraints. Real programmers use everything at their disposal to make the most interesting code possible. I think that it's extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing. When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously. We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines. I don't think we are. I think we're responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house. I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun. Above all, I hope we don't become missionaries. Don't feel as if you're Bible salesmen. The world has too many of those already. What you know about computing other people will learn. Don't feel as if the key to successful computing is only in your hands. What's in your hands, I think and hope, is intelligence: the ability to see the machine as more than when you were first led up to it, that you can make it more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:04

progriders.org

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-10-05 18:08

>>106
GO WORK ON UR SPARROW OS PIECE OF SHIT, TERRY. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR U TO EITHER START TAKING UR FUCKIN MEDS, OR GET KIDNAPPED AND TAKEN TO A STRANGE PLACE THEN THROWN IN A FUCKIN CESSPOOL AND REBUILT FROM THERE. EITHER WAY, GET DA FUCK OUT OF MY THRED, YA RETOID.

UR OPERATING SYSTEM'S A HUNK OF CRAP. YAINT A REAL PROGRAMMER, UR JUST A FUCKIN FAIRY BOI RETOID.

DO ANY OF UR FUTURE MAINTAINERS A FAVOUR AND STAY DA FUCK AWAY FROM STANDARDISED PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES.

Name: m0skit0 2014-01-02 10:44

>>106
You seriously arguing with a lambda troll? ROFL! Watch out, he might closure on you.

>>104
I AIN'T GONNA GO LOOKING FOR UR SHIT
>>105
ONE FUCKIN GLIMPSE AT UR SHITTY TUTORIAL

So you ate my shit, huh bitch? I'm sure it tasted fine for you, since you probably have that for lunch, LMFAO! Go get a life SIR!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 11:35

>>109
me I have not looked at your tuto not a fuckin glimpse
because its shit
and I know its shit beacause your a loser

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-04 1:32

d-bus

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2014-01-09 23:21

>>109
LERN TO REED YA FUKIN RETOID. LERN TO QUOTE TEXT TOO. I DON'T EET UR SHIT, I THROW IT BAK IN UR FACE. KNO WHY? COS I'VE ACTUALLY RED DA FUKIN STANDARD.

AND WEN U LEARN TO REED, GO REED KERNYAN N RICKY 2, REED DA FUKIN STANDARD, DEN GET DA GOOD MIND TO DELETE UR SHITTY TUTORIAL BEFORE U BREED MORE SHIT-GOBBLING STAK BOIS.

I CUM BAK FROM HAWAII AND I GOTTA DEAL WITH ALL DESE NINCOMPOOPZ. NOT TO MENTION DA FUKIN CAPTCHAZ

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-10 20:51

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!

Opinions on a quick C tutorial

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93 Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-07-02 5:28

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96 Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-07-02 6:00

97 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-02 6:19

98 Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-07-02 8:00

99 Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 12:38

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101 Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 9:21

102 Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 9:31

103 Name: m0skit0 2013-10-04 14:59

104 Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-10-05 5:47

105 Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-10-05 6:02

106 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 6:59

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108 Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-10-05 18:08

109 Name: m0skit0 2014-01-02 10:44

110 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-02 11:35

111 Name: Anonymous 2014-01-04 1:32

112 Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2014-01-09 23:21

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