FIOC

What the fuck is actually that wrong with Python?
Sure, it's inelegant, but you can get shit done with it surprisingly fast. It's like the chainsaw of programming languages.

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FIOC is about the worst syntactical cuteness they could have chosen for FIOC. It really hampers things like copy+paste and autoformatting. It also guives GvR an excuse to keep lambdas crippled, as with support for functional programming as a whole, which he loathes, for whatever reason. Certainly not for performance, since his language is slow as fuck.

Still, if the alternatives are PHP or Perl, then give me FIOC any day.