FIOC

What the fuck is actually that wrong with Python?
Sure, it's inelegant, but you can get shit done with it surprisingly fast. It's like the chainsaw of programming languages.

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$ python
Python 2.7.3 (##################)
[GCC 4.#####] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> isinstance(lambda:"suck my fucking nuts", object)
True
>>>