noobz cant write portable code

??=include <stdio.h>
int main(void) ??< puts("get ur anus"); ??>

Control reaches end of non void function

>>2
woof it up c89

%:include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char **argv)
<%
    return 0 > puts("get ur anus");
%>

Digraphs / trigraphs are one of the most horrible ideas imaginable. Someone should have just created some sort of quoted-printable type encoding and made the unfortunates without real keyboards feed their input through a transcoder before compiling.