/prog/ wedding announcement

It's just been made public that /prog/'s own Cudder has finally settled down and found himself a man to marry, someone who would understand and thrill him on a level that only a fellow jewish /prog/rider could, /prog/'s very own one of a kind: Nikita Sadkov, author of Symta, and PLT visionary.
We now take you live to the ceremony.

Nikita, bah of Delileah, do you take dis here Cudder, bah of Ishmael, as your Talmudic lawfully wedded transwife, in sickness and in health, with penis or with tuck, till de hullowcawst do jew part, so G-d help your soul?