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New GCC Options

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 18:41

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gcc.html
-Waggravate-return
-Wcast-spell
-Wcaste-align
-Win
-Wmissing-protons
-Wredundant-repetitions
-antsy
-fbungee-jump
-fexpensive-operations
-fextra-strength
-fjesus-saves
-fkeep-programmers-inline
-fno-peeping-toms
-fruit-roll-ups
-fshort-enough
-mno-dialogue
-pedophile
-vomit-frame-pointer

What the fuck are these guys thinking?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 18:49

I don't get the -pedophile one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 19:13

>>2
It changes all the networking code to route over Tor.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 19:14

>>2
that's a serious option that accidentaly slipped into the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 19:54

>>2
Think of -pedant

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 20:43

>>2>>5
pedants are all disgustign pedophiles
fuck u pedantic pieces of shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 21:27

>>1
-fjesus-saves
He returns immediately without changing anything, so you can call upon Him whenever you want.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 22:00

>>7
That's because Jesus is pure and His miracles have no side effects.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-08 23:49

>>8
So Jesus is a no-op?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 15:07

>>5
I still don't get it.

Name: VIPPER 2013-03-09 15:10

Seem like normal GCC options to me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 15:18

Ahaha, russians are the new jews:

ECHERNOBYL    Core dumped

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/errno.2.html


Nikita "Delicate flower" Sadkov(ski):

http://www.jewishgen.org/jri-pl/surnames/bialysto.htm

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 15:30

>>12
MALGER MALOCK
Sounds like a list of stock villian names. Maliger, lol.

also,
ROZEN
Havent I told, that Rozenmaiden is Jewish?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 15:35

>>13
VAGMAN VAIB VAIDENBAUM VAILOKH
VAILOKH can be a nice name for a vampire. VAGMAN sounds like anme for a super villain mutant.

Name: 2 2013-03-09 15:37

>>5
Oh.

>>10
Fuck you, you're not me.

>>13
I love Jews.

>>Nikita Sadkovsky
Shalom, hymie! Shalom, hymie! Biggest Shalom to the biggest kike of /prog/. Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 15:39

>>12
VILENSKI VILENSKIJ VILIZHANSKI VILLE VILNER
Now Vilner sounds just ominously evil. It can make your sci-fi novel all by itself!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 15:42

I know you are Jewish by birth and probably have some Turkish blood as well. These two facts are tearing your soul apart. This I can see in your self-hatred. I can see the projection of your pain in your disdain for your own people. 

Why don't you give up? The only thing you will ever destroy is yourself. You don't have to embarrass your friends and family.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 15:44

RATGAUZ
RATHAUS
RATIN
RATKEVICH
RATKOVSKI
RATMAN
RATNER
RATOWCER
RATSKI
RATTAN
RATUSHKI
RATUSNIK
RATUSZNA
RATUSZNY
RATZKER
RATZKI

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 16:25

>>17
Actually I'd prefer if he destroyed himself. The only annoyance is that it's taking so fucking long.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 16:30

>>19
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 16:30

>>20
Shalom, Sadkovsky!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 16:37

>>21
May Hashem, Who is everywhere, comfort you amongst the other mourners of Zion and Jerusalem.

Fellow Jewish brother, I wish to join you in your support your pursuit of depopulating earth from goyim animals. My mother, Sarah Goldstein, taught me that goyim waste too much resources, created by G-d for, us, his faithful Children.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 16:58

>>22
I'm the I love JEWS guy and I read your post 5 times.

Please post more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 17:34

Seriously, what's with the -pedophile one?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 17:44

>>24
Richard Goldberg (American Jew, flooded Internet with child porn), Allen Ginsberg (American Jew, pedophile, NAMBLA founder and a promoter of LSD), Jerry Sandusky (American Jew, found guilty on 45 of the 48 counts of sex crimes against young boys), William Hickman (American Jew, butchered 12-year-old christian girl), Leo Frank (American Jew, raped and murdered 13-year-old Mary Phagan), Andrew Mogilyansky (Russian-American Jew, organized a child prostitution ring), Michael Verbitsky (Russian-American Jew, defends the rights of Jewish pedophiles), Sergey Kuznetsov (Russian Jew, organized a child prostitution ring), Roman Polanski (Franco-Polish Jew, raped 13-year-old girl), Anthony Weiner (American Jew, turned Ohel Children’s Home and Family Service into a sex ring), Abraham Mondrowitz (American-Israeli Jew, abused dozens of children at his private Brooklyn clinic)

In 2000, a Jewish “Russian” organized crime ring was uncovered that specialized in kidnapping Russian children, some as young as two years old, from parks and orphanages and then subjecting them to rape, torture and murder, all on video tape. These tapes were sold to thousands of Jewish and Gentile perverts all over the world. When police in Italy were frustrated by lack of action by the authorities they released some of the video footage to an Italian network which then showed some of the graphic images hoping to cause public outrage. In spite of the horror and obvious newsworthiness of this international Jewish child porn/murder operation, it received little coverage in the media in the United States. When Seth Bekenstein, the ring’s American distributor was arrested, there was little publicity, and in spite of being a part of one of the most horrific criminal activities imaginable, he was sentenced to only 18 months on guilty plea.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 17:53

>>25
These posts are boring.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 18:02

>>26
Oy! Hi le hamms

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 18:54

>>26
No more than Talmud.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 19:00

>>28
do you see anyone posting talmud walls of text motherfucker?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 19:03

>>29
gcc -Walls-of-text talmud.c -o motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 19:43

>>28
The Talmud is quite interesting. Mind you, the Torah is shit for fags.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 19:54

>>31
Talmud is like all /prog/ shitposts combined together.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 20:32

I, for one, am glad that GNU is finally embracing pedophilia. Soon we will have our very own http://pedophile.debian.org and the Linux kernel. Eventually us and ``your Open Minded'' head gnu will force the -pedophile option in all GPL licensed software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 20:32

>>32
So Nikita is the Talmud, and the Talmud is Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 20:39

[P]rostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia ... should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.
http://stallman.org/archives/2003-may-aug.html

I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing.
http://www.stallman.org/archives/2006-may-aug.html#05%20June%202006%20%28Dutch%20paedophiles%20form%20political%20party%29

There is little evidence to justify the widespread assumption that willing participation in pedophilia hurts children.
http://stallman.org/archives/2012-nov-feb.html#04_January_2013_%28Pedophilia%29

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 21:05

>>35
I guess nobody told him that children are not qualified to give consent.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 21:10

>>36
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 21:29

>>36
If those quotes weren't taken out of context, people would see that he was talking about jailbait, not loli.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 21:36

>>36
People used to think the same thing about women.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 21:36

>>39
Feminists still do.

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