C++

C++ programs written where the writer has a basic grasp of object orientation are far more secure and reliable than equivalent C programs.

Compare std::string to char*. std::string always cleans up it's own memory in any situation, allocates the right amount every time. char*, you might forget to free, or double free, or not allocate enough memory. Whoops. Basic logic says that C++ programs are better and more secure than C programs.

>>7
Ok, I will try again.

X. Explicit code for destructor calls makes them easier to follow and understand.

Y. In C++ a segmentation fault can be due to implicit destructor calls, which are hard to understand.

From X and Y, derive Z:
Z. So C is the retard's language of choice, got it.

Hmmmmmmmm. Oh I know! Are you saying that C is the retard's language of choice because its alternatives to C++ are easier to understand? Well, if you don't want to be like the other retards, I have just the language for you.

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