Truth against you UNIX drones.

The best OS is the one with the most relevant software and the most hardware compatibility. Even fucking SOLARIS would be "the best" if it had the software for it.

Linux is a good OS in "theory". Until they can actually break through into the desktop, productivity and other relevant markets as anything more than a toy OS (android), it's still "shit".

>mfw I run slackware 14, gentoo with dev-kernel builds and Windows 8
>mfw you're still fucking retarded

The best nigger is the one with the most endurance and the best intellegence for daily tasks. Even fucking light skinned niggers would be "the best" if they had the stamina to pick cotton for sixteen hours a day.

Nigger heifers are good niggers in "theory". Until they can actually break through into the domestic servant, farm labor and other relevant markets as anything more than a toy nigger(body slaves), they are still "shit".

>mfw I own 14 dark skinned niggers, a light skinned bull, and a nigger infant
>mfw you're still fucking retarded

The best Jew is the one with the biggest bank account and the most goyim exploited. Even fucking converted Jews would be "the best" if they had the money for it.

Anti-semitism is a good system in "theory". Until they can actually break through into the banking, entertainment, and other relevant markets as anything more than a shabbo goys (politics), it's still "shit".

>mfw I am a member of the JIDF, stormfront, and Symta dev team
>mfw you're still fucking retarded

The best Touhou is the one with the most powerful danmaku and the most interesting story line. Even fucking Cirno would be "the best" if it had the spellcards for it.

Keine is a good Touhou in "theory". Until she can actually break through into the Shrine business, Youkai killing and other relevant markets as anything more than a dumb midboss (Remilia), she's still "shit".

>mfw I like Marisa, Marisa in her brown apron, and Alice
>mfw you're still fucking retarded

The best LISP is the one with the most relevant libraries and the best syntax. Even fucking Python would be "the best" if it had the parentheses for it.

Common LISP is a good LISP in "theory". Until they can actually break through into the game making, web 2.0 and other relevant markets as anything more than a toy LISP (Racket), it's still "shit".

>mfw I program in Scheme, Ruby with every gem known to man installed builds and Haskell
>mfw you're still fucking retarded